Category Archives: Humor

I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew

| December 10, 2016 | admin | 0

By Dr. Seuss

 

A comedian vintage through Dr. Seuss with a message approximately bullying turns 50!

     Dr. Seuss tackles troubles--bullies, terrain, climate, war--in the rhyming vintage I Had hassle in attending to Solla Sollew. When our hero stubs his toe, he comes to a decision to discover a much less challenging position to reside. quickly he is off on a trip "to the town of Solla Sollew, at the banks of the gorgeous River Wah-Hoo, the place they by no means have issues! At least, very few." yet among his encounters with the Midwinter Jicker and the Perilous Poozer of Pompelmoose go, he quickly unearths out that confronting his difficulties may truly be more uncomplicated than working clear of them. A comic story that may be learn only for leisure, I Had hassle in attending to Solla Sollew is additionally a superb selection for beginning discussions approximately bullying and dealing with as much as problems in existence. to be had for a constrained time merely with a peel-off fiftieth Anniversary decal at the hide, this can be a excellent gift for any get together that might motivate plenty of dialog!

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Cat Versus Human

| December 10, 2016 | admin | 0

By Yasmine Surovec

A hilarious choice of over a hundred 4 colour cat cartoons together with leading edge layout and snarky statement concerning the joined lives of cats and people. The highly profitable weblog catvshuman.com gets over 6,000 web page perspectives in line with day, and lots of of its cartoons have long past viral. forty% new fabric unpublished at the website.

Yasmine Surovec begun sketching her shrewdpermanent and sarcastic Cat as opposed to Human cartoons with the intention to chill out and unwind. quickly, her well known weblog at catversushuman.blogspot.com all started receiving as many as 12,000 hits in line with day, with a couple of posts going viral and showing on renowned websites comparable to The Huffington publish and that i Can Has Cheezburger. Now, a variety of a hundred Cat as opposed to Human strips--many by no means formerly published--can be came upon inside of this inaugural selection of Cat as opposed to Human.

Proud proprietors of Felis domesticus will immediately realize Surovec's prepared insights into cat habit and all the attribute intricacies of the cat-human dating, corresponding to the attract of an empty cardboard field trumping a dear battery-operated toy or how a cat's favourite nap spot may possibly as simply be inside of a clutter field, on most sensible of fresh laundry, or without delay on most sensible of a human face. Cat as opposed to Human additionally encourages an affectionate examine your once-was-in-mint-condition midcentury smooth couch that's now being unstuffed one cat claw at a time.

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The Teenage Dirtbag Years

| December 10, 2016 | admin | 0

By Paul Howard

So there i used to be, roysh, type legend, colleges rugby legend, essentially all-round legend, while a person makes a decision you can't, like, take a seat the Leaving Cert 4 instances. good that placed a focking spanner within the works.

But becoming a member of the goys in school wasn't the mare i presumed it'd be, primarily for, like, 3 significant purposes: beer, girls and extra girls. And for as soon as I trust Fionn concerning the, like, schooling percentages. I suggest, the place else are you able to know about pass judgement on Judy, laminating pretend IDs and, like, easy methods to order a Ken and snog a woman on the similar time?

I could be attractive, roysh, yet I'm no longer silly and this a lot I absolutely comprehend: collage focking rocks.

Paul Howard is helping Ross O'Carroll-Kelly to write down his autobiographical sequence, now such as 4 titles, principally simply because Ross can't particularly write, roysh? discover extra at http://www.obrien.ie/ross.

He can be the writer of the bestselling felony divulge, the enjoyment, and co-author of Celtic Warrior, the autobiography of boxer Steve Collins.

A former activities Journalist of the 12 months, Paul coated the realm Cup in Japan and Korea in 2002, and the rugby global Cup in Australia in 2003, for the newspaper. His account of the Irish football squad, The Gaffers, Mick McCarthy, Roy Keane and the workforce they equipped, used to be a bestseller in autumn 2002.

The funniest e-book of the year.
scorching Press

I don't regard the musings of O'Carroll-Kelly as being basically humourous. I regard them as immediately reportage, journalism of a truly excessive order, which holds up a reflect to a lifestyle, an entire breed of men...
Declan Lynch, Sunday Independent

'Whether you're keen on him or hate him, The Teenage Dirtbag Years may have you coming again for more.'
Erica Walsh, Trinity News

‘In The Teenage Dirtbag Years our dim rugger-bugger anti-hero explores third-level schooling. This lad makes Beavis and Butthead appear like Harvard graduates.’

Ferdia MacAnna, Sunday Independent

'Howard is the writer of an outstanding account of lifestyles in Mountjoy and is the comedian voice for the subsequent decade.'
Eoghan Corry, Andersonstown information

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Sick Notes: True Stories from the GP's Surgery

| December 10, 2016 | admin | 0

EVER questioned what your health professional relatively thinks approximately you? Or why you can’t get an appointment? Or what that humorous humming noise on your ear is?

Sick Notes – the real-life tale of lifestyles in a doctor’s surgical procedure – can help with a few solutions…

'We desired to thanks for all you probably did for mum during the last 14 years,' acknowledged Mrs Cobham.

Excitedly, I peered into the plastic bag. inside of was once one small loaf of sliced bread.

'Er...' I stammered. 'Well, that is lovely.'

She nodded and smiled. 'It used to be the least lets do, doctor,' she said.

Welcome to the unusual international of Tony Copperfield, kinfolk doctor.

He spends his days heading off worried mums, aged intercourse maniacs and hopeless hypochondriacs.

The remainder of his time is taken up sparring with colleagues, struggling with bureaucrats and banging his head opposed to the brick wall of the NHS.

If you have ever puzzled what your GP is absolutely considering - and what is happening backstage at your surgical procedure - in poor health NOTES is for you.

'A very good e-book, humorous and insightful in equivalent measure.' Dr Phil Hammond (Private Eye’s ‘MD’).

'Copperfield is just really good, unbelievably humorous and improbably wise... every thing he writes is more true than fact.' British clinical Journal.

'Original, humorous and a major read.' The Sun

'A mixture of the hilarious, the mundane and the poignant. Dr Copperfield unearths what is going on in the back of these surgical procedure doors.' The day-by-day Mail

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Tweet This Book: The 1,400 Greatest Quotes of All Time in 140 Characters or Less

| December 10, 2016 | admin | 0

THE TWITTER solution on your favourite citation DICTIONARY, WITH TWEETABLE-LENGTH fees which are smart, COOL, clever, TOUCHING, clever, humorous, AND MORE

Brevity could be the soul of wit, yet one hundred forty characters is absolutely the restrict on Twitter! fortunately, Tweet This Book lets you boost their microblog with the best rates of all time. every one isn't just short — it truly is formally tweetable. the fast, punchy fees during this splendidly assorted assortment come from all circles and contain literary greats; politicians like Abe Lincoln, Winston Churchill, and Barack Obama; and activities figures, musicians, and celebrities like Yogi Berra, Tupac Shakur, and Hunter S. Thompson. With an easy-to-use, A-to-Z association by way of subject, you could fast locate the correct quote for whatever you need to tweet about.

“The in basic terms time to consume nutrition foodstuff is whereas you’re expecting the steak to cook.”
—Julia Child

“Some reason happiness at any place they cross; others every time they go.”
—Oscar Wilde

“Life is simply too brief to mixture in.”
—Paris Hilton

“Whatever you're, be a very good one.”
—Abraham Lincoln

“Women want a cause to have intercourse. males simply want a place.”
—Billy Crystal

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Enter Rabelais, Laughing

| December 10, 2016 | admin | 0

By Barbara C. Bowen

Francois Rabelais (1483?-1553) is a tough and sometimes misunderstood writer, whose acceptance for coarse "Rabelaisian" jesting and "Gargantuan" indulgence in meals, drink, and intercourse is very deceptive. He used to be actually a dedicated humanist who expressed robust perspectives on faith, sturdy executive, schooling, and masses extra in the course of the mock-heroic adventures of his giants.

While such a lot books approximately Rabelais have particularly little to claim approximately his comedic genius, Enter Rabelais, Laughing analyses the numerous facets of Rabelais's humor, targeting why his writing was once so hilariously humorous to sixteenth-century readers. the writer starts by way of discussing how the Renaissance outlined laughter and situates Rabelais in an extended culture of literary laughter. next chapters study particular contexts correct to Gargantua and Pantagruel, starting with the comedian elements of epic, chronicle, mock-epic, and farce, and continuing to Renaissance and Reformation humanist satire, rhetoric, medication, and legislations. All of those chapters mix details, a lot of it new, at the humanist message Rabelais desired to show to his readers, with an research of ways he used his wit to augment his message.

Rarely is a writer's paintings handled in such illuminating element. On a extensive point, Enter Rabelais, Laughing serves as a good creation to French Renaissance literature and indicates a remarkably fascinating and lucid writing sort, freed from jargon. To Rabelais students particularly it bargains an intensive and leading edge research that corrects misconceptions and questions in most cases held views.

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The Serpent of Venice: A Novel

| December 10, 2016 | admin | 0

By Christopher Moore

New York Times bestselling writer Christopher Moore channels William Shakespeare and Edgar Allan Poe in The Serpent of Venice, a satiric Venetian gothic that brings again the Pocket of puppy Snogging, the eponymous hero of Fool, together with his sidekick, Drool, and puppy monkey, Jeff.

Venice, decades in the past. 3 well-liked Venetians look forward to their such a lot loathsome and foul dinner visitor, the erstwhile envoy of england and France, and widower of the murdered Queen Cordelia: the rascal idiot Pocket.

This trio of crafty plotters—the service provider, Antonio; the senator, Montressor Brabantio; and the naval officer, Iago—have lured Pocket to a dismal dungeon, promising a night of spirits and debauchery with an extraordinary Amontillado sherry and Brabantio’s attractive daughter, Portia.

But their invitation is, in fact, bogus. The wine is drugged. the lady isn’t even within the urban limits. eager to rid themselves as soon as and for all the guy who has constantly foiled their grand quest for energy and wealth, they've got lured him to his dying. (How can this kind of small guy, be any such large obstacle?). yet this idiot is not any idiot . . . and he’s received various methods (and hand gestures) up his sleeve.

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Equilateral: A Novel

| December 10, 2016 | admin | 0

By Ken Kalfus

It's the past due 19th century, and British astronomer Sanford Thayer has gained overseas investment for his scheme to excavate an equilateral triangle, 300 miles to an aspect, from the distant wastes of Egypt's Western wilderness. 9 hundred thousand Arab fellahin were positioned to paintings at the undertaking, although they can not comprehend Thayer's obsessive function. they do not think him while he says his ideal triangle may be obvious to the hugely developed beings who inhabit the planet Mars, signaling the life of civilization on the earth. Political and spiritual dissent rumbles during the camps. there is additionally a triangle of one other sort―a romantic one, concerning Thayer's secretary, who is dedicated to the guy and his imaginative and prescient, and the mysterious servant lady he covets with no sharing a typical language. within the wind-blasted, lonely, fever-dream outpost recognized in basic terms as aspect A, we plumb the depths of self-delusion and folly that include Thayer's often human firm.

Illustrated all through with black-and-white astronomical diagrams, Equilateral is a sublime highbrow comedy that is extravagant in its belief and in detail excited by the consequences of empire, colonization, and what we think from touch with "the other."

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Stuff Hipsters Hate: A Field Guide to the Passionate Opinions of the Indifferent

| December 10, 2016 | admin | 0

By Brenna Ehrlich, Andrea Bartz

PRAISE FOR stuffhipstershate.tumblr.com

"Depressingly astute."

--The New Yorker

"Wickedly funny."

--The Frisky

From the dive bars of Brooklyn's Williamsburg to the soiled alleys of San Francisco's undertaking, the city hipster has redefined American cool with a sighing disdain for every little thing mainstream. Hipsters are simply pointed out through their tired sneakers, fixies and PBR tallboys, yet before nobody had investigated past the hipster glance to the much more hilarious hipster psyche. With in my opinion researched articles, revealing illustrations and invaluable charts and graphs, Stuff Hipsters Hate exposes the bottomless good of impassioned scorn that motivates the ever-apathetic hipster, including:

MATING AND SOCIAL HATES

♦buying you a drink

♦monogamy

♦texting again in a well timed fashion

APPAREL AND GROOMING HATES

♦high heels

♦muscles

♦being requested approximately their tattoos

WORK AND existence HATES

♦full-time jobs

♦knowing their financial institution balance

♦enthusiasm

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The Very Best of Robin Williams: Memories of a Comedy Legend

| December 10, 2016 | admin | 0

By Dan Aldridge

Robin Williams used to be one of many world's most sensible enjoyed actors, a very unique expertise who captured the hearts of thousands. popular for his fast wit and exact skill for improvisation, he'll consistently be remembered for the grins and laughter he dropped at such a lot of. This e-book brings jointly one of the most fun, inspirational and inspiration upsetting fees from the comedy legend, in addition to others' reflections at the impression he had on their lives

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