Category Archives: Humor

Dead Man Wins Election: The Ultimate Collection of Outrageous, Weird, and Unbelievable Political Tales

| December 9, 2016 | admin | 0

By Phil Mason

Despite our changes, there is a universal thread uniting we all: absurd political screw-ups ensue. Welcome to useless guy Wins Election, the last word number of weird and wonderful and outright un bel ievable stories from politics at domestic and world wide. discover the least powerfuble politicians, the main outlandish executive judgements, the strangest election effects, and lots more and plenty more.

Former president invoice Clinton, who touted his presidency because the watershed interval for the trendy info Age. After his White apartment departure, it was once disclosed that of the 40 million emails his place of work produced, CLINTON HIMSELF HAD SENT...TWO.

Harry Stonebreaker, who used to be reelected for mayor of Winfield, Missouri, regardless of having died a month sooner than polling day. HE gained via A LANDSLIDE WITH ninety percentage OF THE VOTE.

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The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook: A Defense Manual for the Coming Extraterrestrial Apocalypse

| December 9, 2016 | admin | 0

By W.H. Mumfrey

Resistance is Your major Directive

Have you ever skilled a sensation of lacking time? have you stumbled on a steel implant someplace on your physique? it truly is most likely that you are a sufferer of alien abduction, and also you do not even be aware of it.

Aliens are between us. whereas the genuine intentions of those mysterious intruders from outer area are unknown, there is not any doubt that their activities are nefarious. it is your correct - your civic accountability - to benefit the abilities essential to provide yourself with protection, your family and finally your planet.

Aliens are looking to whisk you away within the evening to accomplish terrifying experiments on you. isn't really it time you learn the way use your MP3 participant to protect your self from their paralyzing powers? can not you understand how to sidestep the pursuit of a flying saucer? would not you sleep higher at evening understanding a few confirmed hand-to-hand strive against ideas absolute to cease your extraterrestrial foe in its tracks?

Make no mistake - our international is lower than assault and this guide could be the in simple terms factor status among the human race and overall annihilation. learn it and sign up for the resistance.

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Stupid History: Tales of Stupidity, Strangeness, and Mythconceptions Throughout the Ages

| December 9, 2016 | admin | 0

By Leland Gregory

Why precisely is Paul Revere respected? used to be the lightbulb relatively Thomas Edison's vibrant idea?

* Best-selling writer Leland Gregory employs his masterful wit to show old myths, pretend "facts," unusual occasions, and stories of human stupidity all through history.

If it can surprise you to profit that Benjamin Franklin did not observe electrical energy, you are going to take pleasure in this tackle 1000s of ancient legends and debacles. Historians and humorists alike will be stunned to profit that:

* Samuel Prescott made the well-known horseback experience into harmony, no longer Paul Revere.

* As a member of Parliament, Isaac Newton spoke just once. He requested for an open window.

* On April 24, 1898, Spain declared warfare at the united states, hence beginning the Spanish-American struggle. The U.S. declared battle the very subsequent day, yet no longer eager to be outdone, had the date at the assertion replaced from April 25 to April 21.

With those and plenty of different tales, best slapstick comedian Leland Gregory once more highlights either the unusual and the humorous part of humankind. 

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Do Ants Have Assholes?: And 106 of the World's Other Most Important Questions

| December 9, 2016 | admin | 0

"Every yr, one humorous booklet turns out to stick out from all of the others. This yr, it really is Do Ants Have [Assholes]?…a rip-roaring parody"
Spectator

"The booklet being touted as this year's can't-miss, downstairs-loo-fixture of a dead-cert publishing-phenomenon-sensation"
Guardian

"A very humorous spoof of pop-science collections"
Daily Telegraph

A venerable and historical newspaper, the outdated Geezer is learn and revered by way of the world's so much conscientious, upright electorate. while those beacons of
respectability have critical questions, they flip to the previous Geezer's "Questions and solutions" page.

Do Ants Have Assholes? collects the enlightening solutions to thought-provoking questions such as:

  • If you notice an endangered animal consuming an endangered plant, what do you do?
  • How many males wouldn't it take to kill an elephant with their naked hands?
  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all of them need to drown?
  • Are "crabs" with regards to crabs?
  • What if there have been no hypothetical questions?

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Awkward Family Pet Photos

| December 8, 2016 | admin | 0

By Mike Bender

The authors of the New York occasions bestseller Awkward relatives Photos are again with a hilarious tribute to the unbreakable and infrequently uncomfortable bond among humans and their pets.

There are few issues extra profitable than having a puppy. They love us unconditionally, bathe us with consciousness, and thanks to them, we really stay longer. So, what can very likely be awkward approximately our animal BFFs? good . . . not anything. in reality, we’re the awkward ones. we like our pets, yet let’s face it—sometimes L-O-V-E makes us pass a bit overboard. Like giving them heart names, throwing them complex birthday events, and making them a Christmas sweater to compare with the remainder of the kinfolk. fact is, what they cherish such a lot is our companionship. and perhaps that’s the explanation we care approximately them so much—because for such uncomplicated pleasures, they permit us to be as awkward as we want.

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Confessions of a GP (The Confessions Series)

| December 8, 2016 | admin | 0

By Benjamin Daniels

Dave Weinstein is offended. he's annoyed, harassed, baffled, and particularly usually, very humorous. he's additionally a physician. those are his confessions. a girl stricken by means of pornographic goals approximately Tom Jones. An eighty year-old guy who cannot have in mind why he is come to determine the physician. a girl with a standard chilly difficult (but no longer receiving) antibiotics. a guy with a sore knee. a tender girl who has been attempting to conceive for your time yet now reveals herself pregnant and is not certain she desires to wade through with it. A 7-year-old boy with "tummy aches" that do not fairly exist. those are his sufferers. A witty perception into the lifetime of a family members health professional, this humorous and relocating account will switch how you examine your doctor subsequent time you pop in with the sniffles.

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Mr. Peabody & Sherman Junior Novelization (Mr. Peabody & Sherman)

| December 8, 2016 | admin | 0

Mr. Peabody & Sherman hits theatres March 7, 2014!

DreamWorks Animation brings Jay Ward's vintage caricature Mr. Peabody & Sherman to the large display in an all-new comedy experience for the full kin. Mr. Peabody is the world's smartest one who simply so occurs to be a puppy. whilst his "pet" boy, Sherman, makes use of their time-traveling WABAC desktop with out permission, the occasions in background spiral uncontrolled to disastrous and comical effects! it really is as much as this such a lot unforeseen of father-son groups to place issues again on course. Mr. Peabody & Sherman: The Junior Novelization retells the total intriguing tale for girls and boys a while 7 to ten and lines 8 pages of full-color photographs from the motion picture!

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Mrs Bradshaw's Handbook

| December 8, 2016 | admin | 0

By Terry Pratchett

Accepted via Mr Lipwig of the Ankh-Morpork and Sto Plains Hygienic Railway himself, Mrs Georgina Bradshaw’s valuable advisor to the locations and diversions of the railway merits a spot within the baggage of any traveler, or certainly armchair visitor, upon the Disc.

*From the cord stroll of significant Slack to the souks of Zemphis: edifying points of interest alongside the route
*Ticketing, nostrums and transporting your swamp dragon: crucial tricks at the practicalities of travel
* stylish lodges and old fashioned resorts: first rate and sanitary accommodations for all species and heights.
* From worm-herding to Fustic Cake: diverting minutiae at the crafts, meals and brassica traditions of the numerous industrious humans for whom the railway is now an important hyperlink to the Century of the Anchovy

Fully illustrated and replete with precious titbits, Mrs Bradshaw’s instruction manual bargains a view of the Sto Plains like no different.

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Cocktail Time

| December 8, 2016 | admin | 0

By P. G. Wodehouse

If Lord Ickenham had no longer succumbed to the temptation to dislodge the hat of irascible quality control, Beefy Bastable, with a well-aimed Brazil nut, the latter's recognized criminal brain may perhaps by no means were motivated to literature. however the incident provoked Beefy to write down his divulge of the more youthful iteration, a unique so surprising that it triggered never-ending repercussions for its hapless writer and sparked off a chain of outrageous misunderstandings. And it sounds as if in simple terms the artistic skills of Lord Ickenham himself may possibly unravel issues.

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